How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Randomize
