I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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