i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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