Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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