Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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