Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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