Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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