dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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