Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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