i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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