Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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