i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
MIDGETS
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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