roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Floor bacon is actually really good
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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