Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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