if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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