Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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