I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
