Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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