This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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