Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
