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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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