So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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