hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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