I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm sobbing to NWA
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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