Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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