Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
is wine microwaveable?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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