Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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