OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My life is pants optional.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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