please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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