Im at strip club and am horny
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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