Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So. Much. Porn.
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