how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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