BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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