i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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