i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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