i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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