So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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