Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she pinky promised me she was 18
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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