: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
4 words: hood of his car
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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