yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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