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ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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