hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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