She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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