what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
