i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize