Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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