Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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