You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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