yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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