Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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