wat bout pragnant strippers??
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
