Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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