I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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