I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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